THE UNLIKELY ADVENTURE

A T-Rex was attaching Navy Pier!
The little girl screamed, not out of fright, but out of excitement, as this was hands down the sickest thing to happen in her five years of life.
Her parents screamed at her to get in the car; they started driving as fast and far away as they could, until the T-Rex was standing right over their car. The little girl, Carrie, was convinced it was all a joke, even though her mother had fainted and her father was leaning out his window, vomiting in fear.
She had high hopes of saving the day, so she stepped out of her car and started to pet the T-Rex, but her snatched her into the air and waved are around by her fragile arm. The T-Rex was getting hungry, and ate the little girl's arm.
The little girl said, "Ow."
Suddenly her eyes opened, and she was surprised to find her 300 pound dog, Pepper, sleeping on her arm. She was confused, because she thought her arm had been eaten. After about ten minutes, she realized she must have been dreaming.
"Pepper, I thought you was a dinosaur," she said affectionately, patting his giant smelly head.
Pepper burped, and they both went back to sleep.
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